What in the world has happened to Boy George? Seriously…I remember when I was in junior high I thought he was as pretty as any woman around. Sure…he had on way too much make-up and wore a mu-mu, but he was still rather attractive. I was 12…give me a break. There were even debates as to whether he was really a man or not.
As detailed in the Boy George’s auto-biography ‘Take it Like a Man’ (which I do own - it was $5 in a clearance bin – good cottage reading), he has had a long history of drug problems. REALLY? I guess being a drug fiend makes you handcuff an escort to your bedroom wall and beat him. He was just sentenced to 15 months in jail for this offense.
Regardless, look at what he looks like now. There is no way he could be mistaken for a woman, no matter how much make-up.
Three questions remain. #1 - Is Boy George SO NOT famous that he has to pay almost $500 to have a date/escort. Seriously folks, we have people in the U.S. beating each other in an effort to date Flavor Flav while poor George must pay for it. #2 – Is the Star of David on top of Boy’s head to provide the Israeli military with a marker to land? #3 – Is there any better title for an auto-biography of Boy George than ‘Take it Like a Man’? If anyone wants to borrow it, just let me know. I can’t wait for the sequel. What should the sequel's title be? Maybe...I'll Tumble for Your...drugs. (groan)
As detailed in the Boy George’s auto-biography ‘Take it Like a Man’ (which I do own - it was $5 in a clearance bin – good cottage reading), he has had a long history of drug problems. REALLY? I guess being a drug fiend makes you handcuff an escort to your bedroom wall and beat him. He was just sentenced to 15 months in jail for this offense.
Regardless, look at what he looks like now. There is no way he could be mistaken for a woman, no matter how much make-up.
Three questions remain. #1 - Is Boy George SO NOT famous that he has to pay almost $500 to have a date/escort. Seriously folks, we have people in the U.S. beating each other in an effort to date Flavor Flav while poor George must pay for it. #2 – Is the Star of David on top of Boy’s head to provide the Israeli military with a marker to land? #3 – Is there any better title for an auto-biography of Boy George than ‘Take it Like a Man’? If anyone wants to borrow it, just let me know. I can’t wait for the sequel. What should the sequel's title be? Maybe...I'll Tumble for Your...drugs. (groan)
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